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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

frozenfoods:

[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster

sabrina-sabsi:

eminem-berzerk:

eminemismyboo:

monsterunicorn:

xrizantem:

itsalwaysagoodtimme:

its-suicide-season:

me-myself-andconnor:

xshady4life:

girl you can jump on Shady’s dick

Straight from the hip, cut to the chase, I tell a motherfuckin’ slut to her face

Play no games, say no names, ever since i broke up with what’s her face I’m a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips. Bitch why ask?

Kiss my dick, hit my cash. I’d rather have you whip my ass.

Don’t put out, I’ll put you out, won’t get out, I’ll push you outPuss blew out, poppin’ shit, wouldn’t piss on fire to put you outAm I too nice? Buy you ice, bitch if you died, I wouldn’t buy you lifeWhat you tryin’ to be? My new wife? What you Mariah, fly through twice…

but I do know one thing though bitches they come they go

Saturday through Sunday Monday.

monday thru sunday yo. maybe il love you one day

maybe we’ll someday grow'til then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway ho

spankmehardbarry:

when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do

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sterekmess:

sterekmess:

how fucked up is it that so many men associate periods and menstruation with women “acting shitty” towards them because of pms,when women are literally the ones who go through actual pain because of the whole thing? 

I mean, dude, this is so not about you. grow up and get over yourself.

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shhhhh dickwad, I’m a guy